Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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