- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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