Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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