Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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