. . I am a whale

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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