How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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all the kids had fun

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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justin beiber sucks

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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