what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Anti Joke

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