Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

How old is victor? Half past dead

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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