- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What are annoying? Ads.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Once upon a time

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Pianos.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Women's rights.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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