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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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