Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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