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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

I walk into a bar...

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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