- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

my wife out of the kitchen

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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