- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Once upon a time, The end.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

whats worse than gill? nothing

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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