- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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