- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A black student graduated High School

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

mental kid

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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