Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Go away still nothing to see

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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women's rights.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Lindsay Lohan

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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