- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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