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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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