- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Coldpaly is a good band

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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