A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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8===D

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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