a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Your face

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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I'm so punny.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Anti Joke

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