- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

N-E Pats never cheated

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

a chinese man pays the full price

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

one of the idiot

Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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