Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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