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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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