A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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