- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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