Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What would Muhammed do?

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Homo say what?

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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