- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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