- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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