- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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