do you know what was a good idea? not last night

I was watching Fox news.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

So a bar walks into a man...

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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