What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

rose are red violets should be purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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