- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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