- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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