whats more serious than rape the holocaust

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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