- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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