A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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