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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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