- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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