That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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