- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What fires shots? A gun

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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