- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Fat people

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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