A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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