- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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