Guest what? Dog

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Your mums a potato

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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