Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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