- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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