- Anti Joke

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick