- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Obama

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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