Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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aodhan hearty

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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