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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Equal rights!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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