- Anti Joke

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

roses are red violets are indigo

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.