Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Okay.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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