- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Your mom.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

One, two, three, four and five

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

whats brown and booky a book.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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