- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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