a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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miha kako si?

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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