- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

who else is on here?

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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