- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Jeff

Your Mom The End.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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