- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Women's Rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

your face

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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