- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

I'm rick james bitch

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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