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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

my gramma died

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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