Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Jokes Ki Duniya

whats gay and american? a gay american

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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