- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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