- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

I love you

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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