- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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