WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

a blind man walks into a wall

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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