- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

adam hodgson !

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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