Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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