knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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whats black and large -me

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João Duarte reads this.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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