- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

So this guy was making a sandwich...

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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