- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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