- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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