I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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cory

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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