Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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