why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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School

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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