Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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A bar walks into a man

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Poker face

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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