- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

save me from the nothing ive become

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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