Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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