- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Boob

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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